Family Jewels

Hello.  My name is Richard Jewl.  Once upon a time, I saved many people from a terrorist attack and it ended with MY family jewels - get the pun? - being cut off.  How dare that damn Barbara Strise-and let herself go like that?  Sometimes my little brother braids his hairin corn rows and eats cereal baked with rice.  In todays day and age, he would probably be best suited for an old woman who works at a convenient store down by the trailer park.  Its ok when we all get along due to incestual disagreements.  But when you think about it, who is Anne Frank?  And I mean really.