Come on and dance for a while. If you knew who I was, you would allow me to go fishing and eat raw dog farts. It is not that bad to be a nun and reek havoc at a convent. Its ok to be controversial toward your thirteen year old daughter who eats glass and tickles herself to get to sleep. Some people think she likes me and wants a homosexual relationship with me, but in all reality, Danny Devito just wants to get a make over from Queen Latifa. Once when I was four, my mom tried to strangle me. I called the cops and they were all black. So I rejected their help. My mom ate our dog and I never saw her again. We live in a world full of butterscotch and fat kids who never learn how to spell 'Meeteen.' I have a dream sicle. You have an ice cream sandwich. Whats the difference? Its all just ice cream, and Tommy Boy taught me the best lesson ever........Fat guy in a little coat. On my honour as a darlington student, I pledge that I have neither popped your dads zits nor received a back rub from the arab next door.
Love, Jesus.
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